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[?]

2
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Hi, Tony.

3
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Guess what I just bought.

4
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A new bowling bag.

5
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Very funny.

6
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So are you going bowling
with us tonight?

7
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Oh, I can't, Roger.

8
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Jeannie expects me to be
with her every minute.

9
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She's got a list
of things for me to do

10
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as long as you're arm.

11
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She wants to go to the movies

12
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and plays and the museums

13
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and picnics. I...
That sounds like fun.

14
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Yeah, well, it would be fun
if I had time for it,

15
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but, well, I'm...

16
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I'm scheduled to do

17
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the Lunar Landing Research
Vehicle next month.

18
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Hm. You know
what you should do?

19
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What?
You should get her a hobby.

20
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That would solve
all your problems.

21
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Can you imagine Jeannie
with a hobby?

22
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[CHUCKLES]

23
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Hey, wait a minute.
That's not a bad id...

24
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You're brilliant.

25
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Yeah, something that'll
keep her busy 24 hours a day.

26
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Well, I could, uh...

27
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Good morning, master.

28
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Good morning, Major Healey.

29
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Good morning.
Good morning, Jeannie.

30
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Uh, listen, uh,
Tony was just telling me

31
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he's going to try
to get you to take up

32
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some kind of a hobby...
Roger. Roge...

33
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Oh, a hobby?

34
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Have you ever thought
of studying, uh, oh...

35
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designing or sculpture?

36
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Oh, no.

37
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I would not be interested.

38
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Um, uh, dancing?

39
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Uh...
Karate?

40
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Roge.

41
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Isn't there anything
that interests you?

42
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Oh, yes, master.

43
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I am interested
in all those things.

44
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But, if I studied any of them,

45
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I would not be able to spend
all my time with you.

46
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Nice try.
Nice try.

47
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Are you ready to go
to the art exhibit?

48
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No. No, I'm not going
to the art exhi...

49
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I've told you three times,
I can't go.

50
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Oh, but you must.

51
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No, I mustn't.

52
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Now, you've gotta realize
that when I say no, I mean no.

53
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Right.
He has a will of iron.

54
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Yeah.
[CHUCKLES]

55
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Yeah, a will of iron, hah.

56
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[?]

57
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Jeannie, what...?

58
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Welcome to the art exhibit,
master.

59
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Yeah.

60
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[?]

61
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[?]

62
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[?]

63
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[?]

64
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[GASPS]

65
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Oh, look, master.

66
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Oh, it is
an original Aunt Sarah.

67
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[CHUCKLING] Yeah.

68
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Mom, I'm tired.
I wanna go.

69
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Shut up and stop whining.

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You're gonna have culture
if it kills ya.

71
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I cannot stand to hear people
treat children like that.

72
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Neither can I.

73
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My feet hurt.
Can't we go home?

74
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Do you wanna be ignorant,
like your father?

75
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Ooh!

76
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Jeannie, don't get into this.

77
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Jeannie.

78
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[HONKING]

79
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Mom?

80
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[HONKING]

81
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Jeannie, come on, come on.

82
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Harold.

83
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Jeannie, why did you turn

84
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that boy's mother into a goose?

85
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Because she was a goose, master.

86
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I could not stand to see
the way she treated him.

87
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There is a very special way
to treat children.

88
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Yeah, I'm sure there is,

89
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but turning a mother
into a goose...

90
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I know everything
about children.

91
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Someday, I am going
to write a book about it.

92
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[CHUCKLES]

93
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Yeah, you do that.

94
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It would be the best book
in the whole world.

95
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Do...? Do you really think
you could write a book

96
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about bringing up kids?
Of course, master.

97
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How long do you think it'd take?

98
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Oh, I do not know.

99
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Maybe, hm, three or four weeks.

100
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Three or four weeks, huh?

101
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You wouldn't be able
to do anything else.

102
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I mean, you'd have
to concentrate on it.

103
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Oh, I would not mind, master.

104
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Hm.

105
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Do you really think
I should do it?

106
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Oh, yeah, I...
I do, I... I really do.

107
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Very well, master, I shall.

108
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[CHUCKLING]

109
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I am afraid you will
not be seeing much of me

110
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for a while, master.

111
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We all have
to make sacrifices, Jeannie.

112
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Now, take your time.

113
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And don't rush it.

114
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Oh, do not worry, master.

115
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It will be a good book.

116
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You will like it.

117
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[CHUCKLING] I already like it.

118
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Aw.

119
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[MOUTHING WORDS]

120
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Master.

121
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Oh, hi, Jeannie.

122
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How's the book?

123
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It is finished, master.

124
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<i>How to Be a Fantastic Parent.</i>

125
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Do you like the title, master?

126
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Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

127
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What about
<i>How to Be a Fantastic Mother?</i>

128
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[GASPS]

129
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Oh, that is a splendid idea.

130
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You like it?
Mm.

131
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[JEANNIE CHUCKLES]

132
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

133
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I do not think I should put
my name on it. Do you?

134
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No. No, I don't think so.
How about...?

135
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Why don't you try Anonymous?

136
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Who is Anonymous?

137
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[CHUCKLES]

138
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Well, you can use
any name you want to.

139
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Uh, I've gotta get
to the office.

140
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I'm a little late.
I'll see you later, huh?

141
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Oh, very well, and...
And thank you, master.

142
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For what?

143
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Your splendid title.

144
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Oh, thank you too.

145
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For what, master?

146
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Uh, three weeks' training
on the LLRV.

147
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[CHUCKLING] Oh.

148
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LLRV?

149
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[DOOR CLOSES]
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

150
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Now... who shall
publish my book?

151
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[SIGHS]

152
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Let's see.

153
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Ah, "Woodhouse
Publishing Company,

154
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New York City, New York."

155
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I will let them publish my book.

156
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[SIGHS]

157
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Anonymous.

158
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Aww, that is better.

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"Major Anthony Nelson."

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[LAUGHS]

161
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[?]

162
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Yeah, but Sam Marcus is one

163
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of the best astronauts
in the program.

164
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They really haul him
on the carpet?

165
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[DOORBELL RINGS]

166
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That poor devil.

167
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[GASPS] It's from the publisher.

168
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Well, let that be a lesson
to all of us.

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I am sure sorry for him,
Roger, but...

170
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[GASPS] Oh, they have accepted

171
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my master's book.

172
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Oh.

173
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Yeah, yeah.

174
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Well, all we can do
in the future

175
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is just be more careful.

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Yeah. I'll... I'll see you
down at the center.

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Well, that's a shame.

178
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Wha...? What is a shame,
master?

179
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Oh, one of our best astronauts,
Sam Marcus,

180
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just got himself
in a lot of trouble.

181
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How?

182
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He wrote a magazine article,
didn't clear it.

183
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And that got him
into trouble, master?

184
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Hm? Oh, yeah, sure.

185
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Every time that an astronaut
writes anything

186
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he's gotta clear it
through NASA.

187
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He does?

188
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Yeah, well, sure.

189
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Oh, is...?
Did you get the mail?

190
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Mm-hm.

191
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It's just advertising.

192
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I better get down to the office.

193
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I wanna see how poor old Sam
is gonna make out.

194
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I'll see you tonight.
Yes, master.

195
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[?]

196
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[SIGHS]
[DOOR CLOSES]

197
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Oh, well, who will know?

198
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No one will read
the book, anyway.

199
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[?]

200
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It's all set to go, major.
Oh, thanks.

201
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Well, good luck, Tony,

202
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and, look, do a good job, huh?

203
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When we use this flying mattress

204
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to scoot along
the surface of the moon,

205
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we don't want anything
to go wrong.

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Huh?

207
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I said, when we, uh...
N-nev... Never mind.

208
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Never mind.

209
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Good luck.
Good luck.

210
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That's what I said.

211
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[?]

212
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Hey, it worked.
It worked.

213
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Look at him go.

214
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Is that Major Nelson up there?

215
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Yes, sir.

216
00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,606
[?]

217
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Hi. It has a perfect checkout.

218
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Couldn't have handled better.
That's great, major.

219
00:09:34,139 --> 00:09:35,272
Oh, major,

220
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there are some reporters
in my office to see you.

221
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Thank you.
Sir?

222
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There are some reporters
in my office to see you.

223
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Oh, they probably
heard about the test.

224
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Shall we go?
Uh, pardon me?

225
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Shall we go?

226
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Oh, yes, yes.

227
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Here.

228
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Major Nelson.

229
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How do you do?

230
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I understand you all wanna

231
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ask me some questions?

232
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Would you explain your theory

233
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about breast-feeding?

234
00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:02,934
In chapter three in your book,
you said that...

235
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,152
How do you feel about getting
a National Baby Award

236
00:10:05,153 --> 00:10:07,689
from the Mothers'
Organization of America?

237
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,906
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

238
00:10:08,907 --> 00:10:11,175
I-I don't understand
what you are all talking about.

239
00:10:11,176 --> 00:10:14,578
They're talking
about your book, major.

240
00:10:14,579 --> 00:10:17,581
<i>How to Be a Fantastic Mother.</i>

241
00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:18,650
My book?
Mm-hm.

242
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,351
Well, I... I never wrote a...

243
00:10:21,603 --> 00:10:23,070
Wrote a better book in my life.

244
00:10:23,071 --> 00:10:25,039
How does it feel to be
the new Dr. Spock, major?

245
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,406
I'd like to know something more

246
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about your theory
on feeding too. I read that...

247
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It's amazing how,
for one hour and a half,

248
00:10:32,247 --> 00:10:36,050
you managed to say
absolutely nothing.

249
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You're, um, a bachelor,
aren't you, major?

250
00:10:38,486 --> 00:10:39,486
Yes, yes.

251
00:10:39,487 --> 00:10:40,587
Well, I'm a psychiatrist,

252
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and I'm staking my reputation

253
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that this book
was not written by a bachelor.

254
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Doctor, believe me,
it came off my typewriter.

255
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I'm going to give you
a chance to prove it.

256
00:10:50,165 --> 00:10:51,999
Yea... Uh, prove it?
Pro...? How, sir?

257
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Hm.

258
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Do you remember what you said
in, uh, chapter 13?

259
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Chapter...?
Chapter 13?

260
00:10:58,539 --> 00:11:00,674
Well, no, uh, not...
Not word for word.

261
00:11:00,675 --> 00:11:03,577
Uh, you said
that in one evening,

262
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you could take the most
incorrigible child in the world

263
00:11:06,882 --> 00:11:09,683
and change him
into a loving human being.

264
00:11:09,684 --> 00:11:10,985
Uh, did...?
Did I say that?

265
00:11:10,986 --> 00:11:13,053
I mean... That was in chapter 13.
Yes, major.

266
00:11:13,054 --> 00:11:16,590
And I happen to have the most
incorrigible child in the world.

267
00:11:16,591 --> 00:11:18,159
Uh, that is,
he belongs to my sister.

268
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,760
He's 12 years old.

269
00:11:19,761 --> 00:11:24,698
He's already gone through three
analysts, of which I was one.

270
00:11:24,699 --> 00:11:26,967
Well, it sounds like, uh,
quite a challenge, sir.

271
00:11:26,968 --> 00:11:28,836
However, I'm afraid
I'm not gonna have time

272
00:11:28,837 --> 00:11:30,570
to work with him.
One evening.

273
00:11:30,571 --> 00:11:31,772
Yes, sir?

274
00:11:31,773 --> 00:11:34,408
You said you could
do it in one evening.

275
00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:36,076
He'll be at your
house tonight, major.

276
00:11:36,077 --> 00:11:37,812
Oh, uh, tonight?
Ahem.

277
00:11:37,813 --> 00:11:39,479
Tonight's it's impossible, sir.

278
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,781
I have to work on the LLRV...

279
00:11:40,782 --> 00:11:43,951
And we're going to have
another press conference.

280
00:11:43,952 --> 00:11:46,653
Where I will tell the reporters
how successful you've been,

281
00:11:46,654 --> 00:11:48,755
or you can explain
that this book is a fraud,

282
00:11:48,756 --> 00:11:50,390
and that you didn't write it.

283
00:11:50,391 --> 00:11:52,526
I needn't remind you
how NASA feels

284
00:11:52,527 --> 00:11:57,832
about astronauts getting
phony publicity, need I, major?

285
00:11:57,833 --> 00:12:01,001
No, no.
You're excused.

286
00:12:01,002 --> 00:12:03,137
Thank you.

287
00:12:03,138 --> 00:12:06,106
Remember Sam Marcus?

288
00:12:09,544 --> 00:12:12,746
Oh, Mother Nelson, I, uh,
just read your book, and I...

289
00:12:12,747 --> 00:12:14,414
[CHUCKLES]

290
00:12:14,415 --> 00:12:15,449
Ni... Nice reading.

291
00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:17,117
[?]

292
00:12:20,555 --> 00:12:22,456
Jeannie?

293
00:12:22,457 --> 00:12:24,341
Jeannie, I'd like
to talk to you.

294
00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:25,793
Good evening, master.

295
00:12:25,794 --> 00:12:27,394
Oh, hello.

296
00:12:27,395 --> 00:12:30,297
Say, uh, how'd my name
get on that book?

297
00:12:30,298 --> 00:12:31,866
The publisher made a mistake.

298
00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:34,135
[CHUCKLES] No, no, you did.

299
00:12:34,136 --> 00:12:35,703
And you know what
it's gonna cost me?

300
00:12:35,704 --> 00:12:36,704
My job.

301
00:12:36,705 --> 00:12:37,938
Oh, but why, master?

302
00:12:37,939 --> 00:12:39,840
Just because you are
an expert on children...

303
00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:41,308
No, I'm not
an expert on children,

304
00:12:41,309 --> 00:12:42,576
and Dr. Bellows knows that.

305
00:12:42,577 --> 00:12:44,645
Oh, he cannot prove it.

306
00:12:44,646 --> 00:12:45,913
Oh, yes, he can.

307
00:12:45,914 --> 00:12:47,815
He's bringing his nephew
over here tonight,

308
00:12:47,816 --> 00:12:49,216
and from what I'm
led to believe,

309
00:12:49,217 --> 00:12:51,719
his nephew is the youngest
juvenile delinquent on record.

310
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,254
And if I don't make that kid
into a bundle of love

311
00:12:54,255 --> 00:12:55,355
before the evening is out,

312
00:12:55,356 --> 00:12:57,158
I'm finished. Finished.
Over. Finished.

313
00:12:57,159 --> 00:12:58,525
Oh, well, that is easy, master.

314
00:12:58,526 --> 00:13:00,627
I will show you the chapter...
You'll do nothing.

315
00:13:00,628 --> 00:13:03,064
Oh, but, master...
You leave that kid alone.

316
00:13:03,065 --> 00:13:04,965
If that is what you wish.
That's what I wish.

317
00:13:04,966 --> 00:13:06,567
[DOORBELL RINGS] Oh!

318
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,569
How do you get yourself
into these things?

319
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,904
[STAMMERS]

320
00:13:11,472 --> 00:13:13,024
[?]

321
00:13:15,977 --> 00:13:17,278
TONY:
Oh, hello, Dr. Bellows.

322
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:18,779
Good evening, Major Nelson.

323
00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:20,814
This is my nephew, Richard.

324
00:13:20,815 --> 00:13:22,283
Oh, hello, Richard.

325
00:13:22,284 --> 00:13:24,552
Uh, you look
like a fine young man.

326
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,153
You an astronaut?

327
00:13:26,154 --> 00:13:27,654
Uh, yes, yes.

328
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:29,523
You wanna be an astronaut
when you grow up?

329
00:13:29,524 --> 00:13:31,792
You think I'm
some kind of a creep?

330
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:34,995
Uh, tell him what you're going
to do when you grow up, Richard.

331
00:13:34,996 --> 00:13:37,565
I'm gonna join the Mafia.

332
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,849
[LAUGHING]

333
00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:39,884
TONY:
Um...

334
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:42,052
Has anybody ever
given him a spanking?

335
00:13:42,053 --> 00:13:45,723
Lots of times, but nobody
ever spanks me more than once.

336
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:46,924
Oh, is that right?

337
00:13:46,925 --> 00:13:48,058
Oh, yes.

338
00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:50,361
Uh, tell him why, Richard.

339
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,163
'Cause every time
somebody spanks me,

340
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,798
I set fire to somethin'.

341
00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,499
You wanna try it?

342
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,384
Uh, no, no, no.

343
00:13:56,385 --> 00:13:58,452
Uh, well, I'll,
uh, just run along

344
00:13:58,453 --> 00:14:00,054
and leave you two to each other.

345
00:14:00,055 --> 00:14:01,188
No, no, you're not gonna...

346
00:14:01,189 --> 00:14:02,623
You have three hours, major.

347
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:06,093
You're not gonna
leave him him? Doctor?

348
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,612
Uh...

349
00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:09,914
Say, uh, uh...

350
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:10,982
[CHUCKLES]

351
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,250
There, Richard,

352
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,451
I spent a lot of time on that.

353
00:14:14,452 --> 00:14:16,553
Hey, you know, I think
we can work out our problems

354
00:14:16,554 --> 00:14:19,891
by talking and getting
to understand each other, huh?

355
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,726
You seem like
a pretty bright fella.

356
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,527
My uncle, the head shrinker,
says if you don't

357
00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:24,728
straighten me out tonight,

358
00:14:24,729 --> 00:14:26,363
you're in a bunch of trouble.

359
00:14:27,081 --> 00:14:28,232
He say that, huh?

360
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,967
Yeah, and you know somethin'?

361
00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:31,118
What?

362
00:14:31,119 --> 00:14:32,419
You're in a bunch of trouble.

363
00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:36,723
Got anything to eat around here?

364
00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:37,824
Yeah...
Oh, sure, sure.

365
00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:38,925
We got cookies and milk...

366
00:14:38,926 --> 00:14:40,461
Hold this.

367
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,712
[?]

368
00:14:42,297 --> 00:14:44,381
[DOORBELL RINGS]

369
00:14:48,319 --> 00:14:49,453
Oh, General Peterson.

370
00:14:49,454 --> 00:14:51,521
Tony, forgive me for barging
in on you like this.

371
00:14:51,522 --> 00:14:53,624
That's quite all right, sir.
What can I do for you?

372
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,793
Why, it's about that book you wrote.
Book?

373
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:56,794
Congratulations.

374
00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:58,161
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

375
00:14:58,162 --> 00:15:01,498
I had no idea that you that you
knew so much about...

376
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,665
raising children.
It's...

377
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,822
Uh, I really don't know
that much about it, sir. I...

378
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,724
It's just an instinctive
thing, I suppose.

379
00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:11,024
Well, now, don't be modest.

380
00:15:11,025 --> 00:15:12,025
When a book like that

381
00:15:12,026 --> 00:15:13,193
gets to be a bestseller,

382
00:15:13,194 --> 00:15:14,795
there's gotta be
a good reason for it.

383
00:15:14,796 --> 00:15:16,797
[CHUCKLES] Well, uh, I
suppose there is, sir.

384
00:15:16,798 --> 00:15:19,099
Uh, thank you for dropping by
to congratulate me on it.

385
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,669
Well, I didn't come by
just for that, Tony. I...

386
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:24,221
Well, I have a little
granddaughter, 11 years old.

387
00:15:24,222 --> 00:15:26,958
Uh, she's a nice girl,
but she's terribly shy,

388
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,725
and because of that,
she's withdrawn

389
00:15:28,726 --> 00:15:30,127
in a kind of a protective shell.

390
00:15:30,128 --> 00:15:31,929
It's... It's ruining her life.

391
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:34,515
We can't even get her
to talk anymore.

392
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:35,583
Oh, if you help us, Tony,

393
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,184
I certainly would appreciate it.

394
00:15:37,185 --> 00:15:38,652
Well, I... I...
I'd like to try, sir,

395
00:15:38,653 --> 00:15:40,421
but I... I'm really
not qualified...

396
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,857
Dr. Bellows doesn't even believe
that you wrote it.

397
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,725
This time we're really
gonna teach him

398
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:45,643
a lesson, aren't we?

399
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:46,644
[BOTH CHUCKLING]

400
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:47,645
Yeah.
Gina.

401
00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:48,979
Oh...
Gina.

402
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:52,116
Oh, uh, this is my little
granddaughter, Gina.

403
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,717
Uh, this is Major Nelson.

404
00:15:53,718 --> 00:15:55,919
How do you do, Gina?

405
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,321
Uh, Gina's gonna have
a birthday party next week...

406
00:15:58,322 --> 00:16:00,958
aren't you, Gina?

407
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,960
Now...
Now, you stay here...

408
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,995
You stay here with Major Nelson.

409
00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:07,548
Oh, wait till Dr. Bellows
hears about this, heh.

410
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,216
I'll see you
in about three hours.

411
00:16:09,217 --> 00:16:10,201
Uh, sir...

412
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,568
And good luck, good luck.

413
00:16:11,569 --> 00:16:12,569
Well, thank you, but I...

414
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:14,372
Uh, keep it.

415
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:17,074
[BUZZING]

416
00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:23,447
Uh, Gina... Gina, why don't you
go upstairs and play, huh?

417
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:27,218
I'll... I'll be up in just...
Just one minute.

418
00:16:33,341 --> 00:16:34,674
What are ya doin'?

419
00:16:34,675 --> 00:16:35,942
Makin' a mess.

420
00:16:35,943 --> 00:16:37,611
So are you gonna spank me?

421
00:16:37,612 --> 00:16:39,779
Uh, give me those things.

422
00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,348
Listen, you shouldn't be...

423
00:16:41,349 --> 00:16:42,549
H-h-how'd you like to, uh...?

424
00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:44,751
To play with a pretty
little girl, huh?

425
00:16:44,752 --> 00:16:46,253
Where is she?

426
00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:49,090
No, I guess that's not
such a good idea, after all.

427
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,190
[?]

428
00:16:53,094 --> 00:16:57,030
I want you to clean this place...
Would you stop that?

429
00:16:57,031 --> 00:16:59,232
I want you to clean this place
up, understand?

430
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:01,514
I'll be back
in about two minutes.

431
00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:03,253
Master.
Oh.

432
00:17:03,254 --> 00:17:05,422
What is it?
Is he not a darling boy?

433
00:17:05,423 --> 00:17:06,523
A darling boy?

434
00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:08,391
That kid wants
to join the Mafia.

435
00:17:08,392 --> 00:17:09,526
You know what?

436
00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:11,361
I don't think they'll take him.

437
00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:12,662
Master, he is not that bad.

438
00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:14,164
Do you know
what I would do with him?

439
00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:15,632
No, but I know
what I'd do with him.

440
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:16,867
That's against the law.

441
00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:18,635
I've got a kid upstairs
I can't make talk,

442
00:17:18,636 --> 00:17:20,938
and I got a kid in the kitchen
that I can't turn my back on.

443
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,472
Now I gotta keep 'em apart.
Oh.

444
00:17:22,473 --> 00:17:23,573
[?]

445
00:17:23,574 --> 00:17:24,641
[SIGHS]

446
00:17:26,477 --> 00:17:27,477
Hi there.

447
00:17:27,478 --> 00:17:29,480
I brought you something.

448
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:32,283
How would you like some cookies
and milk, huh?

449
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:35,419
Oh, say, you're not afraid
of me, are you, Gina?

450
00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:38,255
Yeah, come on, you're...
You're too pretty to be shy.

451
00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:39,924
Anybody ever tell you that?

452
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,325
You're a beautiful young girl.

453
00:17:46,397 --> 00:17:49,833
Uh, do you have
any brothers or sisters?

454
00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:52,702
Hey, I bet you had...

455
00:17:52,703 --> 00:17:55,605
You don't have anybody
to talk to, do you?

456
00:17:57,408 --> 00:17:58,642
Gina, um...

457
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:02,312
How would you like
to play with a rocket?

458
00:18:02,313 --> 00:18:03,580
Or a...? A...?

459
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,001
A globe?

460
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,769
I... I bet you've
never seen one like this?

461
00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:10,638
It's a real antique.

462
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,611
How about this telescope?

463
00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:19,663
I can show you,
through this telescope,

464
00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:20,797
the Sea of Tranquility.

465
00:18:20,798 --> 00:18:21,932
It's on the moon.

466
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,867
I'm gonna be landing there
one of these days.

467
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:28,972
Look, Gina...

468
00:18:30,158 --> 00:18:32,109
I'm just trying to help.

469
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,278
Oh.

470
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,714
Look.

471
00:18:37,715 --> 00:18:39,850
Say, look here.

472
00:18:39,851 --> 00:18:41,685
Here's a doll.

473
00:18:41,686 --> 00:18:44,821
Her name is... Heh.
It's Jeannie.

474
00:18:44,822 --> 00:18:47,358
[BUZZING]

475
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:49,993
You... You...
You wait right here.

476
00:18:49,994 --> 00:18:51,128
I'll... I'll be back.

477
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,366
What's going on
around here, huh?

478
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:58,101
[SCREAMS]

479
00:19:03,507 --> 00:19:06,109
It took me three weeks
to make that.

480
00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:13,450
Back to the old drawing board.

481
00:19:13,451 --> 00:19:15,552
Richard.

482
00:19:15,553 --> 00:19:17,754
Come here.

483
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,626
You know, Richard,
you shouldn't touch something

484
00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:25,262
that belongs to somebody else.

485
00:19:25,263 --> 00:19:27,898
Now, I'll tell you what.

486
00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:31,068
I've got the makings for a new
plane out in the patio.

487
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:33,370
Now, why don't you go out there
and build it, hm?

488
00:19:33,371 --> 00:19:35,138
That's kids' stuff.

489
00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:36,806
Oh, no, it isn't.

490
00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:39,043
It takes quite a bit
of intelligence to build one.

491
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:41,111
My IQ is 170.

492
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:43,380
What's yours?

493
00:19:44,465 --> 00:19:45,865
Forget it.

494
00:19:48,969 --> 00:19:51,070
Well, how are we
getting along, Gina?

495
00:19:51,071 --> 00:19:54,240
Feeling any better, huh?

496
00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:57,210
Wh...? What did we
talk about, hm?

497
00:19:57,211 --> 00:19:59,780
Uh, look, darling, I... I don't
know how to explain this,

498
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,080
but we don't have a lot of time.

499
00:20:01,081 --> 00:20:02,582
You see, I've gotta
get you talking

500
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:05,151
before your grandfather
comes back to pick you up.

501
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,875
You're a very sweet
young girl, and I...

502
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:13,810
And I'm sure you have
a lot to say.

503
00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:16,080
All you need is a little
sympathetic understanding.

504
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,549
And believe me,
I'm a sympathetic guy.

505
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,783
[STUTTERING]

506
00:20:19,784 --> 00:20:21,651
Ju... Just...
Just talk to me.

507
00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:25,222
Just say the first thing
that comes into your mind.

508
00:20:27,858 --> 00:20:30,760
I smell smoke.

509
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:32,429
[LAUGHING] You see?

510
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,331
You see how easy that was?

511
00:20:34,332 --> 00:20:36,233
Three little words:
I smell smoke.

512
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,068
[LAUGHING] Wonderful.

513
00:20:38,069 --> 00:20:40,704
Yee... Oh... Well, oh...

514
00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:45,868
Master.
Oh. Later.

515
00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:54,551
You think I'm gonna fall
for an old gag like that, huh?

516
00:20:56,854 --> 00:20:57,988
[COUGHS]

517
00:20:57,989 --> 00:20:59,389
What do you think you're doin'?

518
00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:01,158
I was making some rocket fuel.

519
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,793
Yeah? Well, stay away
from the stove.

520
00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:05,129
And... And clean
this mess up.

521
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,731
And fix that plane!

522
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,439
Master.
Oh.

523
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,307
If you would read chapter 17,
it says here...

524
00:21:17,308 --> 00:21:18,475
Cha...? Read?

525
00:21:18,476 --> 00:21:19,610
I don't have time to read.

526
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,445
My whole life
is going down the drain.

527
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,166
But...
What? No.

528
00:21:30,021 --> 00:21:33,423
Well, have you thought of
any games for us to play, huh?

529
00:21:33,424 --> 00:21:35,058
Huh?

530
00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:38,328
What's the matter, Gina?

531
00:21:38,329 --> 00:21:39,829
[CRYING] I want to go home.

532
00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:41,110
[DOORBELL RINGS]

533
00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:44,118
Oh.

534
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:45,252
That's Dr. Bellows.

535
00:21:45,253 --> 00:21:48,688
I... You just... You just
stay right here, honey.

536
00:21:48,689 --> 00:21:50,957
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

537
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:52,860
[?]

538
00:21:56,364 --> 00:21:58,565
I'm back.
Has it been three hours already?

539
00:21:58,566 --> 00:21:59,699
Why, yes, it has.

540
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,401
Yeah, it's amazing
how time will pass

541
00:22:01,402 --> 00:22:02,402
when you're having fun.

542
00:22:02,403 --> 00:22:03,536
Have you been having fun?

543
00:22:03,537 --> 00:22:05,939
A ball. A ba...
Richard's a wonderful kid.

544
00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:07,607
A really wonderful kid.
Uh, Richard?

545
00:22:07,608 --> 00:22:09,076
Sure, oh, yes, yes, yes.

546
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,111
It's... All he needs is
a little understanding.

547
00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:12,712
It's amazing
how much fun you can have

548
00:22:12,713 --> 00:22:14,114
when you understand each other.

549
00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:15,916
We've been having
such a good time,

550
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,684
I was wondering
if he can spend the night.

551
00:22:17,685 --> 00:22:19,352
I could bring him over
in the morning...

552
00:22:19,353 --> 00:22:20,487
Major Nelson.
We could...

553
00:22:20,488 --> 00:22:22,189
Major Nelson.
Yes, sir.

554
00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:23,323
Where is he?
Who?

555
00:22:23,324 --> 00:22:24,792
Uh, oh, Richard.
I'm sorry.

556
00:22:24,793 --> 00:22:26,626
Yes, he's...
Well, he's out on the patio

557
00:22:26,627 --> 00:22:29,062
assembling some model airplanes
we've been working on.

558
00:22:29,063 --> 00:22:30,264
He didn't smash them?

559
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:32,399
Mm, well, there were a couple
of little accidents.

560
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,733
Nothing important.
Uh, yes.

561
00:22:33,734 --> 00:22:35,035
Uh, may I see him now?

562
00:22:35,036 --> 00:22:36,503
Uh, well,
I'd rather you didn't...

563
00:22:36,504 --> 00:22:37,804
Uh, now, major.

564
00:22:37,805 --> 00:22:38,906
[SIGHING] Yeah.

565
00:22:38,907 --> 00:22:40,974
[?]

566
00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:43,576
PETERSON:
Gentlemen.

567
00:22:43,577 --> 00:22:45,478
Ah, good evening, general.

568
00:22:45,479 --> 00:22:47,047
Yes, yes, general.
How are you, sir?

569
00:22:47,048 --> 00:22:48,215
Good evening.
How is Gina?

570
00:22:48,216 --> 00:22:49,382
Gina?
Oh, wonderful.

571
00:22:49,383 --> 00:22:51,484
Wonderful kid.
Just a charming girl.

572
00:22:51,485 --> 00:22:53,520
Aren't you proud of him, doctor?

573
00:22:53,521 --> 00:22:56,423
I will be as soon as I see
my nephew changed

574
00:22:56,424 --> 00:22:58,725
into a well-behaved
little boy.

575
00:22:58,726 --> 00:22:59,827
Richard?

576
00:22:59,828 --> 00:23:01,295
Uh, doctor...
Uh, general...

577
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:04,597
You don't have
to say a word, major.

578
00:23:04,598 --> 00:23:07,868
The evidence will speak
for itself.

579
00:23:07,869 --> 00:23:10,938
Intelligent to make
a model as beautiful as that.

580
00:23:10,939 --> 00:23:11,939
I didn't make it.

581
00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:13,606
I just fixed it.

582
00:23:13,607 --> 00:23:15,843
Most girls would think
that's kids' stuff.

583
00:23:15,844 --> 00:23:18,762
GINA: Oh, no, I think
it's wonderful.

584
00:23:18,763 --> 00:23:21,515
You do?
Really?

585
00:23:21,516 --> 00:23:23,416
I'm making a rocket at home.
I don't believe it.

586
00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:25,485
Gina's talking.
Come over and see it sometime.

587
00:23:25,486 --> 00:23:28,188
BELLOWS: I certainly owe you
an apology, Major Nelson.

588
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,157
How in the world
did you ever do it?

589
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:31,825
Chapter 13.

590
00:23:31,826 --> 00:23:33,626
[CHUCKLES]

591
00:23:36,147 --> 00:23:37,531
May I see you to your car?

592
00:23:37,532 --> 00:23:38,965
Mm-hm.

593
00:23:38,966 --> 00:23:40,734
[GIGGLING]

594
00:23:40,735 --> 00:23:41,935
[CHUCKLES]

595
00:23:41,936 --> 00:23:43,637
Amazing.

596
00:23:43,638 --> 00:23:44,838
How'd you say you did that?

597
00:23:44,839 --> 00:23:46,072
Yeah, read the book, sir.

598
00:23:46,073 --> 00:23:49,242
Oh, I did, I did.

599
00:23:49,243 --> 00:23:52,779
It all seemed so terribly
simple in school.

600
00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:54,548
Good night, major.
Oh, good night, sir.

601
00:23:54,549 --> 00:23:55,549
And thanks...

602
00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:57,310
[CHUCKLES] Oh, yeah.

603
00:23:58,052 --> 00:23:59,786
[SIGHS]

604
00:23:59,787 --> 00:24:01,922
I-I-I hope
you're happy, master.

605
00:24:01,923 --> 00:24:02,923
[CHUCKLES]

606
00:24:02,924 --> 00:24:03,924
Oh, thank you, Jeannie.

607
00:24:03,925 --> 00:24:05,258
Thank you very much.

608
00:24:05,259 --> 00:24:06,760
There's only one problem.

609
00:24:06,761 --> 00:24:07,961
Well, what is that, master?

610
00:24:07,962 --> 00:24:09,563
If you used magic
on those children...

611
00:24:09,564 --> 00:24:10,664
Oh, but I did not.

612
00:24:10,665 --> 00:24:12,666
I did not. All I did
was bring them together.

613
00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:14,367
Yeah, and then what happened?

614
00:24:14,368 --> 00:24:17,671
Oh, you must read
the last chapter, master.

615
00:24:17,672 --> 00:24:19,873
It is about boys and girls.

616
00:24:19,874 --> 00:24:22,826
[?]

617
00:24:25,679 --> 00:24:30,050
[?]

618
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:34,650
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